[quote=John of arc]My favorite was when my boss told all the parents of the children I worked with that I was on vacation! [/quote]

Funny that you say that because I just recently went into my sales job to check in, say Hi and let my boss know that I should be returning to work. One of my coworkers had the nerve to say "But it must've been nice to be off for 6 months, right?" Unfortunately he caught me on the wrong day and was met with a few choice not so nice words. I have to blame it on sheer ignorance or just the fact that people don't know what to say but COME ON! I had cancer for crying out loud! I know I look ok but do you really think I'm going to come into work at my worst just to say HI? Right! (Still strikes a chord, obviously) lol

MissB