David, I have to say, i was reading all the post late one night and i came across yours, and i laughed and laughed,(you made my day) that was the funniest thing i have heard...you describe what everyone is thinking i promise you! Its funny how we take eating(tasteing) for granted. It made me feel like a "fat kid" in a candy store!!! You hit it right on the button. It still makes me laugh to think about that cheeseburger i could almost taste it with you describing it, haha, and im soooo glad you got your pizza too! Keep it coming...i love to hear how the food taste to you (cause that is exactly how it is for all of us too) good luck on your next craving!!! Hahaha