I recall seeing some sort of nature documentary where a lake in Africa was drying up and all the frogs were gathered on the damp edges, with snakes gliding amongst them -- The frogs are all frozen in fear of the snakes and suddenly one frog moves -- A snake pounces, but misses the frog that moved and hits one of the stationary frogs instead -- The look on the frog's face is obvious -- It wasn't ME! I didn't move, HE did! Take him, not ME because I am following the rules and you can't punish ME for that!

I just rechecked the bottom of my foot and there are still no warranties for this or any other state!