So...tell me what you really think about the PEG tube!!

Just kidding, please don't hit me.
On another note, did anyone other than me have the "button"? It was designed for people that wanted to maintain and active lifestyle in spite of the need for a PEG. It extended about an inch or two and had a one-way valve that prevented any leaking. It came with two tubes, a thicker one and a smaller diameter one. One was for feeding and meds via syringe and the other for a feeding pump. It was put in at the doctor's office in 5 minutes or less. It was so cute that I still miss it, sometimes. NOT!
I am certainly one unique dude...I was a poster child for the nasogastric, had a PEG and a button!
Love you all!
Ed