Well that was a great laff for me, some I have also used. I due to surgery and almost all my tongue removed, I can't talk. So I use little note books, wel every now and then I tear out the pages that I have written on. I was doing this standing over the trash can when my sister called, my husband said to her that he wasn't doing anything but I was talking trash again..I lost it, lol, we both laffed as well as my sis.. About having mouth cancer, I tell everyone, moma always said my mouth would get me into trouble..Humor is some powerful medicine..I use it as much as I can. Thank you all for sharing your laffs with us. always, Vicki