Alex has read this thread and has demanded a retraction and a clarification:

1. He is NOT a crap golfer - all the other guys he plays with lose just as many balls as he does which makes him "par for the course" (blech, I can't believe I just repeated Alex's really lame joke).

2. The cat's name is LPC although she responds with the same indifference to "elp" "be quiet I'm on the phone" and "you are NOT going out again, I just let you back IN". She is the queen rather than the princess so kitty doesn't quite fit.

Did he make a single comment about the fabulous advice we have received? Nah! I wait in hope for that day (sigh).

Karen
PS the retraction was the slander around the golfing expertise