Eric - you did it again!! Another absolutely awesome short novel!!! You have the skills and forthrightness to talk about the things that the rest of us are thinking about but too hesitant to bring up. Like Sex. Which reminded me of a Dr. Oz episode a few days ago where he divulged to the mostly female audience the "6 secrets that men don't tell women about". The #2 secret that men have is that they engage in a certain personal self-gratification activity every day! He used the "M" word (which I am still hesitant in using because of my early church years where everything fun was considered a sin), stating all the great benefits to health in that it lowers prostate cancer, flushes out toxins in the body and that women should not be offended by this activity. For sure - Especially when you think they may be lowering their chance of cancer!