I think it's Grandma Amy with the bikini. This
Amy would have no business doing such a thing to the rest of America. Actually, with this "no chew diet" I might actually get these last 38 pounds off.
And yes, I do understand that my article will have a photo shoot. I think that usually there are one or two pix along with the "in depth" article. Let's see how the no chewing thing works out. Maybe I'll wear a bikini after all. Well, maybe a one piece?