A couple new ones in the last few days:

may never reach market (MNRM) vaccine

UBIF (Useless but interesting fact)

SETI (Search for Extra-Terrestrial Intellegence){because we clearly do not have enough here on Earth}

From Danny- NBSD a degree earned by some doctors from the School of No Bull Shi_ laugh

TMWIWTH (tell me what I want to hear)

Mark, 21 Year survivor, SCC right tonsil, 3 nodes positive, one with extra-capsular spread. I never asked what stage (would have scared me anyway) Right side tonsillectomy, radical neck dissection right side, maximum radiation to both sides, no chemo, no PEG, age 40 when diagnosed.