Eric you are seriously crazy!!! and the funny thing is I get it and I love your ideas!! I may be old but I grew up in the 70's baby! Sex, Drugs and Rock n Roll...and not necessarily in that order either! hah!
And now that I am older...I am a bit wiser and would never say it was good for me...at least not in these days. smile
But

CG to Ron
Out of Pain 4/3/13
4/12-lung and under chin growth no treatment
1/13/12 lung biopsy
6/11 recur 6/30 resection #2 Clear margins
Clear 12/10
Surg 5/13/10 neck dis/nodes part gloss/flap R thigh all teeth out
RAD 30 8/10
DX 4/2/10 "Oral Cavity" T3NOMO
12/28/07 Non Hodg Lymph remission 7/08
passed away 4.3.15, RIP Ron, you are greatly missed