Jim,
I felt like educating my Dr's about anatomy at times on more than one occasion. My sarcoma was in my right thigh so on every test and visit after surgery when they said my leg was OK they wanted to check my prostrate, let their residents check my prostrate and let a few student nurses experience the test as well.
Don't get me wrong I'm open to second opinions but, there are limits!
I started referring to my doc's as; Dr. Ben Dover and Dr. Phil McCrevice.
You have a sense of humor and attitude that I have admired from the first time I read one of your posts. It will at minimum keep your docs on their toes.
I keep you in my thoughts and prayers Jim, as always.
Take care my friend and best wishes.
Mike