The 'slasher' email marketers just sent me an ad for a complete cure for cancer. Its from the ocean algae. This fellow started eating it and his cancer vanished. Now we wants to share it with ME. Imagine that.

Its totally natural you know. From the sea. Just like we are from the sea. Its from nature so its totally safe! It re-establishes the body's Ph balance - which as we all know is the REAL cause of cancer. Eat algae = tumors gone. Its a miracle. He wants to share it with US. Praise be. There is just a "nominal" fee for the actual processing costs. No profit is made of course.

I thought you would all like to know that your BIG problem is your Ph balance. Buy some totally natural, very pricey, green slime today! (let me know how that works out for you.....)

Be smart. Tom