Hmm----the first one sounds like the one I saw at 7 and a half months pregnant--having loads of students in room.
After pressing on my whale-sized belly, I asked him to confirm/deny whether I was having twins (or an octopus????/pre-ultrasound days), he turned to students, smirked, and pronounced:
'Not only is this lady not having twins, it's not even a big baby--she will have got her dates wrong'!
6 weeks later, with 1 thriving 6lb 9 ouncer, ditto 4lb 9 ouncer, I reflected on his words confused

Aren't our Christmas holidays wonderful for delaying the whole test process/results for 2 weeks!

Presumably you'll be down from the tree on the 18th for the biopsy, so time to fit some shopping in then, restock the red wine, and let us know how it goes.

Love Bren x

Brenda in UK--Diagnosis 30/5/07--undifferentiated carcinoma in right jawbone and muscles. Stage 4
6/7/07--new diagnosis primary is in lung. Finished 4cycles of palliative carboplatin/gemcitabine
therapy September 07
Now dying to live!