Eric
Funny post. But Christine is spot on. I had similar trepidations when told that the hole in my wrist for the tongue flap would be replaced with "groin" skin. It is over to the side folds of the thigh where there is a lot of loose skin. To put into terms of martial arts, the donor site albeit technically the groin area is one that you could take a kick to from an opponent without missing a beat on your counter attack.
Good luck Brother and keep us posted
charm