John, that'll be three tickets please!! (yeah...I have a bad sense of humor. Sorry)
Welcome!!
I read your post, yes I know this is no fun for you but, I laughed until my ribs were sore!! Whether you intended to or not you cracked me up. Thanks John I really needed that today.
This site is a wonderful source of information, opinion, experience and caring. You will hopefully find the answers to any questions that you have.
Cancer sucks, latex is disgusting and I agree with you that there are certain places where I don't place my own fingers. I was the fortunate recipient of being treated at a teaching hospital for doctors and nurses. Of course when my oncologist asked if I would mind students observing I said sure. I was a student once and had to observe and learn my craft on unsuspecting souls. Observe and "feel this" are two completely different things in my world.
John, flavored examination gloves are already on the market and for the most part they are a great product if you don't mind people licking and sucking your fingers. May I suggest that you focus on latex gloves with an oxycontin powder.
All kidding aside, everyone I have come in contact with on this site have been a great source of information. I am lucky to be welcome here.
I will certainly be reading your blog on a regular basis just to see if you keep the laughs going.
I wish you all the best and my thoughts and prayers are with you.
If you have any questions or concerns that I can help you with just let me know.
Uhmmm...I need the tickets now or the coaster won't move.
Cheers,
Mike