Gary,
You crack me up! Not to stray from the subject but I thought I would add this for something crazy....I was at the Colorado River this past weekend and my husband was speeding down the river at night on our boat and we got pulled over by the sheriff he said that kids these days are doing a reverse "beer bong" actually pouring the beer into a tube that goes into your butt because alcohol has stronger affects in the small intestines and it gets there faster that way. His comment was "they must be pretty close friends to do it that way". So I guess if you can drink through your butt who knows.......
I hope I didn't offend anybody I just couldn't believe it when the officer told us and seeing Gary's comment about breathing through the butt......
Dani