For those of you who do not live in the South and may wonder why we are
having so much trouble getting a national health plan. It just may be a
communications problem.
Benign.................. What you be, after you be eight.
Artery................... The study of paintings.
Bacteria................ Back door to cafeteria.
Barium.................. What doctors do when patients die.
Cesarean Section... A neighborhood in Rome.
Catscan................. Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize............... Made eye contact with her.
Colic...................... A sheep dog.
Coma..................... A punctuation mark.
Crab cakes..................a girl from Maryland
D&C....................... Where Washington is.
Dilate...................... To live long.
Dumb ass......................Petey
Dumb boy......................Petey at 9 yo
Enema.................... Not a friend.
Fester..................... Quicker than someone else.
Fibula...................... A small lie.
Genital.................... Non-Jewish person.
G.I. Series............... World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail.................. What you hang your coat on.
Impotent.................. Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain............... Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff............ A Doctor's cane.
Morbid..................... A higher offer.
Nitrates.................... Cheaper than day rates.
Node........................ I knew it.
Outpatient................ A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear............... A fatherhood test.
Pelvis....................... Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative.......... A letter carrier.
Recovery Room......... Place to do upholstery.
Rectum..................... Damn near killed him.
Secretion................... Hiding something.
Seizure...................... Roman emperor.
Tablet......................... A small table.
Terminal Illness........... Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor......................... One plus one more.
Urine........................... Opposite of you're out.
Varicose...................... Near by/close
Whacko............................Petey
