 Patient Advocate (old timer, 2000 posts)
Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 2,019 | I love Martha vs. Maxine.
OK--this joke is just a *little* off color but still funny I hope....
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an
attractive woman waving at him. She says hello.
He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says,"Do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has
ever been unfaithful to his wife and says,
"My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table?"
She looks into his eyes and says calmly,"No, I'm
your son's teacher."
SCC(T2N0M0) part.glossectomy & neck dissect 2/9/05 & 2/25/05.33 IMRT(66 Gy),2 Cisplatin ended 06/03/05.Stage I breast cancer treated 2/05-11/05.Surgery to remove esophageal stricture 07/06, still having dilatations to keep esophagus open.Dysphagia. "When you're going through hell, keep going"
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