A few more:

"I'll just whistle for a cab..."

"Yum, crackers"

"I love the automated call centres where you say the topic you want"...

I think I tried to say "statement inquiries" 5 times before I wanted to strangle the computer bitch who kept responding "sorry, I didn't catch that". Stop putting "s" "t" "k" and "r" sounds in every damn topic!

Tina
Diag: Aug. 13/12
T3N0M0
50% + glossectomy and bilateral radical neck dissection, removal of nodes zones I - V
Surgery October 11/12
Chemo/rad on hold due to clear margins and nodes
Sept 21/13 clear CT with anomaly thought to be the artery, being watched closely.
Dec 16/13 - anomaly confirmed artery, all clear
nickname: "get 'r done"
Plans: kick cancer's butt