-I can't wait to get out to the beach and even out my neck tan.

-I could eat peanut butter crackers all day long.

-I'm going to buy some lottery tickets because I am a big fan of small percentage events happening.

-I think I'll take up smoking

-Doc are you sure 3 cisplatin treatments is enough?

-Waiter take this back. I ordered Thai hot.

Sorry, feeling a little punchy today.

Thanks all. Got a chuckle out of the replies. Definitely needed a little laugh.

The only thing we're missing is some Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris goes to the infusion center the Cisplatin get nauseous.