-I can't wait to get out to the beach and even out my neck tan.
-I could eat peanut butter crackers all day long.
-I'm going to buy some lottery tickets because I am a big fan of small percentage events happening.
-I think I'll take up smoking
-Doc are you sure 3 cisplatin treatments is enough?
-Waiter take this back. I ordered Thai hot.
Sorry, feeling a little punchy today.
How about:
No I ordered potato chips with my steak, not mashed potatoes.
No, I won't be needing anything to drink with that sandwich.
Taste buds, we don't need no steenkin taste buds.
Dry sawdust tastes just fine.
Hang on a second, let me brush my hair.
You guys crack me up...but sadly it's so true. Kevin's would be "I would love a three scoop Sunday with hot fudge, thanks!"
Thanks all. Got a chuckle out of the replies. Definitely needed a little laugh.
The only thing we're missing is some Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris goes to the infusion center the Cisplatin get nauseous.
Love this thread <3
"Can I please keep this snug cozy mask on a little longer?"
I would just rather wait and see.
Talking like this is better cause chicks dig it.
This is just to sweet for my liking.
Wow. I'm going to have a big plate of nachos with melted pepper jack cheese.
Glad to see I'm not the only one that uses humor like this. Once my tongue healed from my surgery I noticed that it had started growing hair on the graft. Instead of freaking out or trying to hide it I started telling everyone "now whenever I want to feel the wind in my hair all I have to do is whistle."
How about: "Yes, I'll have fries with that."
"There's too much sauce on this"
"What's the gist, physicist?" Seriously, just try and say it, it's impossible.
How about. . .I just love licking all of those Christmas card envelopes around this time of year.
"My turn to lick the beaters!"
"I can tie this cherry stem in a knot..."
"Bet I can spit farther than you!"....
Wonderful additions, laughed so hard it made my belly hurt.
"Im going to teach my daughter to click her tongue"
She will be one in two weeks, and I love hearing her click her tongue even thought I wasn't the one to teach her how to do it.
I needed this today. Thanks!
A few more:
"I'll just whistle for a cab..."
"Yum, crackers"
"I love the automated call centres where you say the topic you want"...
I think I tried to say "statement inquiries" 5 times before I wanted to strangle the computer bitch who kept responding "sorry, I didn't catch that". Stop putting "s" "t" "k" and "r" sounds in every damn topic!
Tine - you made me laugh because, I get the same reaction with "Siri" on my iPhone! - And I'm not even a cancer survivor (only the CG). I articulate my words very carefully, speak slowly, talk in a normal voice, or shout but she always repeats what she thinks I said and it is so way off base that I'm beginning to wonder if it could be my former status as a "Canuck" from Quebec! Next time I have a discussion with "Siri", I am going to write down her responses. Or maybe Siri is a lovely Southern gal and I still have some Yankee remnants in my background.