-I can't wait to get out to the beach and even out my neck tan.

-I could eat peanut butter crackers all day long.

-I'm going to buy some lottery tickets because I am a big fan of small percentage events happening.

-I think I'll take up smoking

-Doc are you sure 3 cisplatin treatments is enough?

-Waiter take this back. I ordered Thai hot.

Sorry, feeling a little punchy today.

Oropharyngeal Cancer, SCC, HPV 16+, stage IV T1N2b age 45
Started in my tonsils and spread to my lymph nodes
Cisplatin x3 with concurrent daily radiation treatments started 10/22/13 finished 12/6/2013