#79466 08-27-2008 09:01 AM | Joined: Jun 2007 Posts: 5,260 Patient Advocate (old timer, 2000 posts) | | Patient Advocate (old timer, 2000 posts)
Joined: Jun 2007 Posts: 5,260 | I went to get a haircut this morning and while waiting was reading Handyman magazine. This ad was inside a few pages. A miracle serum that kills cancer. Man what a joke this one is. After drinking serum within 45 minutes the tumor shrank and within 90 minutes the cancer was gone completely. I almost rolled on the floor of the Barber Shop. I wonder how many people would even remotely think this might work... That was my laugh of the year.
Since posting this. UPMC, Pittsburgh, Oct 2011 until Jan. I averaged about 2 to 3 surgeries a week there. w Can't have jaw made as bone is deteroriating steaily that is left in jaw. Mersa is to blame. Feeding tube . Had trach for 4mos. Got it out April.
--- Passed away 5/14/14, will be greatly missed by everyone here
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Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 4,918 Likes: 71 | And they will give you a deal on it they wouldn't even give their own mother.... only 6 payments of $xx.xx each. Your results may vary. Someone should send the ad to the FDA enforcement people to shut the people down.
Brian, stage 4 oral cancer survivor. OCF Founder and Director. The first responsibility of a leader is to define reality. The last is to say thank you. In between, the leader is a servant.
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Joined: May 2008 Posts: 551 | When my sister was going through breast cancer treatment, someone sent her dirt.
To eat.
Said it would cure her cancer.
PT Barnum was right.
Stage IV SCC lt lateral tongue, surgery 5/19/08 (partial gloss/upper neck dissection left side/radial free flap reconstruction) IMRT w/weekly Cisplatin & Erbitux 6/30/08, PEG 1 6/12/08 - out 7/14 (in abdominal wall, not stomach), PEG 2 7/23/08 - out 11/20/08, Tx done 8/18/08
Second SCC tumor, Stage 1, rt mobile tongue, removed 10/18/2016, right neck dissection 12/9/2016
Third SCC tumor, diagnosed, 4/19/2108, rt submandibular mass, HPV-, IMRT w/ weekly Cisplatin, 5/9 - 6/25/2018, PEG 3 5/31/2018
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Joined: Aug 2007 Posts: 580 | cures hemmarhoids and shuts yer mother-in-law up to. When used according to the prescribed directions developed from years of painstaking precise scientific research ( yeah...I guess we tell them to drink it...everybody OK with that?) can be used as paint thinner, wallpaper stripper, personal lubricant, salsa, seltzer, antacid, and will even serve as a gasoline substitute.
Unbelievable you say, well it's true and was discovered by albino pygmies in the antarctic. They have used it for centuries for all types of ailments and usually froze to death before they died of the ailment they were treating...OK I'll stop...sorry...ADHD
Nuff said.
Cheers,
Mike
Dentist since 1995, 12 year Cancer Survivor, Father, Husband, Thankful to so many who supported me on my journey so far, and more than happy to comfort a friend.
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