cures hemmarhoids and shuts yer mother-in-law up to. When used according to the prescribed directions developed from years of painstaking precise scientific research ( yeah...I guess we tell them to drink it...everybody OK with that?) can be used as paint thinner, wallpaper stripper, personal lubricant, salsa, seltzer, antacid, and will even serve as a gasoline substitute.
Unbelievable you say, well it's true and was discovered by albino pygmies in the antarctic. They have used it for centuries for all types of ailments and usually froze to death before they died of the ailment they were treating...OK I'll stop...sorry...ADHD
Nuff said.
Cheers,
Mike